Boo!

See the cute little black schnauzer on the left? That's Jake. He is my baby.
See the ugly little rat on the right? That's my mom's dog, Boo. She is my arch nemesis.

If you think it is weird that my arch nemesis is a dog you should meet the dog. This is the most annoying dog on earth. Not only is she annoying, though. She also has about every psychological disorder you can possibly think of. Bipolar, schizophrenia…you name it, she has it.

Boo will stand outside for hours on end (I’m NOT over exaggerating) barking at absolutely nothing. At least, for me it’s nothing. Maybe she really thinks she sees something. She will also act like your best friend one second and the next she won’t go near you. She has to go everywhere Jake goes. If you take Jake somewhere else she worries about him, that maybe you are killing him or something.

If she is bipolar, I can handle that. One of my best friends is bipolar. But, schizophrenia? I have no previous experience to help me handle that!!!

I told my mom I have a great desire to kick her dog and watch her fly like a football. It sounds mean, but the idea makes me laugh every time I think of it. I know it would be funny too, because one time we were in a car and Boo was sitting on the arm rest in between me and my mom. My mom had to hit the brake for whatever reason and Boo took air! She flew forward like a bird and I was laughing hysterically! My mom said it wasn’t funny, but trust me, it was!

I was told not to write this blog, but I couldn’t resist. This dog is just too messed up to not write about her.



Disclaimer: No dogs were harmed in the making of this post.